Starbeery
No whitepaper. No roadmap deck. Just a jar of jam someone made in their kitchen, labeled with a Sharpie, and handed to a friend who said "Wow."That's the whole coin.
CA: [ contract pending deployment ]
What's actually in the jar
No yield farming, no staking rewards, no promise the jar gets more valuable if you just hold it long enough. It's jam. You either like the taste or you don't.
- TOTAL SUPPLY
- 1,000,000,000 $STARBEERY
- MINT AUTHORITY
- REVOKED AT LAUNCH
- FREEZE AUTHORITY
- REVOKED AT LAUNCH
- LIQUIDITY
- LOCKED ON GRADUATION
- TEAM ALLOCATION
- 0% — SAME JAR FOR EVERYONE
How this actually goes
- 1.
Jarred
Token launches on a bonding curve. Mint and freeze authority revoked immediately — nobody gets to sneak more jam into the jar later.
- 2.
Labeled
Community starts making their own hand-labeled jar art. Best labels get pinned.
- 3.
Handed around
Liquidity locked on graduation. From here it is just people passing the jar along.
- 4.
Whatever's next
No promises past this point — just an honest jar of jam and whoever still wants some.
How to actually get some
Install a Solana wallet — Phantom, Solflare, or Backpack — and fund it with SOL.
Find the $STARBEERY contract address above, or search the ticker on your launchpad of choice.
Swap SOL for $STARBEERY. Small amounts first — this is a joke coin with real market risk.
Hand a jar to a friend. Repeat.